Zack Landman

The Ron Jeremy(not by activity, but by looks) of softball from the Rez area of Red Lake Falls. This skinny little dweeb grew up with a great flow of hair, tubing on Sundays, and dreams of becoming the best plumber in all of Minnesota. Upon aging, his hair, like JQ has receded as much as his skills in fantasy football, even though he never had any. His softball skills are diminishing like his pull out game(congrats of being a dad), but his plumber skills cannot be matched unless he goes head to head with Bryce Wetzel on who will drop a bigger shit in who's bucket at Walmart. Just like Beck did to Bill's old house, he will leave friendly floaters in you're bucket and blame it on someone else. The often imitated, never duplicated, Landman once punched an old man at the "Manvel Bar", his one and only knockout, unless you count the many self inflicted ones after the bar. He has claimed 300 to 400 hundred times he is never drinking again, only to be back on the nipple the very next day. He could also use some strip club etiquette from Tyler(don't use quarters), instead he plasters the bathroom walls in Carlos, MN with unlimited amounts of baby bird feed, only to leave the scene of the crime while someone else gets blamed. As he hails out of Minnesota with that one punch knockout being a rare highlight in his life out of 7 seasons. The newly promoted father comes in with an impressive rap sheet of top tier losing and sucking the most along with Beck and Shawn, with a 34-63-0 record, one playoff appearance at 0-2-0, and coming off a season where he had an 11 game losing streak to finish 3-11. He is the "Cleveland Brown" of our league, and the creation behind "The Landy" award. They call him Zack "Landy" Landman.   

Notables 

7 Seasons

MICHAEL WESTBROOK CRASH & BURN AWARD - Worst Season Record

-2024

GUS FREROTTE EPIC FALL AWARD - Longest Losing Streak

-2017, 2024

THE BELICHEAT AWARD - Best Draft Results

-2018

THE HOWARD STERN AWARD - Someone Doing Better Then Expected

-2023

THE DSHOW & EDELMAN AWARD - 1st Round Pick Bust

-2022

BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)

-2018

THE CLEVELAND AWARD - Active Consecutive Playoff Misses

-2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023

BOB ROSS AWARD - Best League Name

-2018

THE LANDY - Playoff Birth Futility 5 Consecutive Years Plus

-2018 - 2022

updated 1/20/25