Tyler Skavlem

From the brotherhood of traveling skinny jean pants, no one knows where the hell this guy is from. When he is not being the ultimate Karen complaining about everything fantasy football or asking Facebook for fantasy advice, seems like this guy needs a lot of help https://www.facebook.com/profile/555361586/search/?q=fantasy You’ll find this guy scrolling on Grindr, stumbling on the ice throwing rocks at other rocks, crushing a few PBR's, throwing quarters at little Asians', eating bugs, or running from the cops on bare feet across the railroad tracks ripping the skin off his feet. He has the same taste for skin as Shawn, graduated from a place that isn't even a town, called Midway. Also, likes to wear little red panties in his free time that are smaller than Becky’s. His bodily movements and thoughts are as messed up as Becks fingers when he drinks. Always first in line to sniffers row, once threw a roll of quarters on that said row, towards a poor little Asian girl, only to have them chucked back at not only him, but all of us. Somehow this guy is consistent when it comes to his fantasy football skills. Whether it be drafting 7 running backs or being half, 3 quarter, or fully in the bag every year at the draft, he just succeeds, to bad it's not at life. The first to show skin, the last to leave and always up for something super gay. The 3 time "Pukin a Nightstand Award" winner has a 69-39-1 seasonal record with a miserable 12-10-0 playoff record(81-49-1 overall) in 7 seasons, making the playoffs every year but has never done better than 3rd(but never doing worse then 6th). If he entertained the advice he asked for on Facebook or maybe make a move at the trade deadline, not only does he have a small chance to win the league, but maybe garner a slight edge on life itself! They call him Tyler "Skavy" Skavlem.

Notables 

7 Seasons

THE JABRONI - 3rd Place

-2018, 2020

DOUG WILLIAMS AWARD - Winner of Busch Division

-2017

MARK RYPIEN AWARD - Best Season Record

-2017, 2024

MARK MOSELY AWARD - Most Points/Season

-2017, 2021

JAMES THRASH FLAG OF FUTILITY AWARD - Least Points/Week

-2020

CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak

-2017, 2019, 2021

THE BELICHEAT AWARD - Best Draft Results

-2018

MICHAEL J. FOX SHAKY START AWARD - Worst Draft Result

-2018

WAVIER WIRE SLUT AWARD - Most Transactions

-2018, 2022

BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)

-2017

THE BRADY AWARD - Active Consecutive Playoff Appearances

-2018 - 2024

AARON HERNANDEZ AWARD - Worst League Name

-2024

PUKIN A NIGHTSTAND AWARD - Drunkest at the Draft

-2018, 2020, 2022

SPILL BEER & RUB YOUR PIERCED NIPPLES AWARD - Biggest Whinner

-2018, 2022, 2024

updated 1/20/25