Scott Johnson

Long are the days of Scott who thought he was the "One Man Thrill Ride" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4fU9k6yJcY&list=PLpl0iaooLxEodA3GmQuHJcU-qoUpn3Haw&index=3. He is now a family guy by day, party animal by night, softball events, fantasy football events, around the fellas, and more once in a blue moon! Somewhat known as a baseball prodigy out of East Grand Forks, Al Borland might be the most mysterious man of our league, not to mention being the Al Bundy we all know, sitting on the couch talking about his glory days. He went from being a god to having a partial softball retirement, coaching kids, and catching some rays. He once took a celebrity shot and hit a bullseye down in "Waph" on the very same night he ate all our food and drank every team out of beer, not to mention their darts, only to forget about it the next day! He makes rare public appearances, but when he does, it's always a treat. Expect a few Buds being destroyed along with a good roast on Beck. If he isn't being the "Earl Woods" or "Kent Murphy" of baseball for his son (btw, Scott sucks at golf). You might catch him putting down a few weiser's, drinking your beer, throwing darts, buying all of your prized possessions, or cleaning the toilet. He has the experience and the butthole of a trucker, which explains why he is a multi-time award winner of both "The O.J. Simpson Award" & "The William Shatner Award". In 6 seasons, the 2023 BPFL Champion fell completely off the map to finish last in the regular season and 12th overall. He has a record of 52-45-0, 5 playoff appearances, the most Budweiser ever consumed, and one near possible fight, maybe two. This guy could have been the future prodigy of fantasy football, but the 2024 season put a big dent in that idea. He might be old and look like Al, but they call him Scott "Rectal Rocket" Johnson 

Notables 

6 Seasons

THE OASIS BPFL BOWL CHAMPION - 1st Place

-2023

KEVIN DYSON - 2nd Place

-2021

THE BECKY AWARD - Regular Season Loser

-2024

DOUG WILLIAMS AWARD - Winner of Busch Division

-2020

MICHAEL WESTBROOK CRASH & BURN AWARD - Worst Season Record

-2024

HEATH SHULER MEMORIAL AWARD - Least Points/Season

-2024

THE BELICHEAT AWARD - Best Draft Results

-2022, 2024

THE CRIPPLE FIGHT AWARD - Tightest Win

-2020

WAVIER WIRE SLUT AWARD - Most Transactions

-2019, 2023, 2024

BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)

-2019

THE C.B.D.B.P.D. AWARD - Biggest Rebound

-2023

THE HARVEY WEINSTEIN AWARD - Biggest Drop

-2024

BOB ROSS AWARD - Best League Name

-2022, 2024

PUKIN A NIGHTSTAND AWARD - Drunkest At The Draft

-2023

THE O.J. SIMPSON AWARD - Biggest Shit Talker

-2019, 2022, 2023

THE WILLIAM SHATNER AWARD - Shit Trade After Shit Trade

-2019, 2021, 2022

updated 1/20/25