Scott Berry
"Hey Guys"(his line), straight out of the official "Class C" North Dakota, unlike JQ. This Hollywood actor is found on https://www.facebook.com/100063626347212/videos/422815328618745 from Mr. Berry's Neighborhood. This guy being from Mayville might hold your kid's future in the palm of his hand over in Emerado, no not the trailer park, but still, good luck parents. He took his shoes off a few years back when he joined the Busch Pounder softball team only to be "The Invisible Man". When he finally did show, he showed up hitting like Aaron Judge, when all we needed him to be is to hit like Ty Cobb. The punishment, a tree fell on the dude's car when there was no wind, what a prick. He tells stories better than Mister Rogers and will rip on you worse than Joe Rogan. Can't forget, his impersonations are the level of Jay Pharoah, just ask Becky and JQ about that as Mickey is the king at making fun of both of them. Gone are the days of highlights, but hopefully with a little guidance from Mr. Johnson. He can put his sweater on, live rent free in our minds, lose the dad bod and live up to the hype to take over "The Carl Nassib" & "The O.J. Simpson" awards for life. But, sadly he failed on all of those aspects, although he still finished better then A. Beck, that guys sucks. Plus, you can't forget the best part, he is very good at giving Becky shit, day in and day out. If he doesn't show up trying to look Gucci from jersey shore, he might have a chance to rebound from one of the worst postseasons all time in 2024, don't bet on it though. With a record of 12-18-0, The defending points leader coming off an underwhelming 8-8-0 record, they call him Scott "Mickey" Berry
Notables
2 Season
MARK MOSELY AWARD - Most Points/Season
-2024
GUS FREROTTE EPIC FAIL AWARD - Longest Losing Streak
-2023
THE PREGNANCY BLUELINE SURPISE OF THE YEAR AWARD - Biggest Upset of the Year
-2024
BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)
-2023
THE BUTTDARTATHON AWARD - Picked To Be The Shittiest Owner
-2023
updated 1/20/25
