Kevin Mack
Another shit-show based out of East Grand Forks, this bugger meets the EGF standard, he can't do math or understand rules, just like Chris & JQ. This nipple tinned man has hardly any history that we know of. Gone are his frosted tips, along with being one of those uncommitted owners in his early days. To this day, he claims he consumes 2 Budweiser's to Scotty J's every 1, he once tried to prove that in 2019 when he showed us his nips. Come to find out, his pierced nipples are not what dreams are made from. No one even knew until then that he had a nip fascination, when he won the "Pukin A Nightstand Award" by spilling his beer all over "The Farts" pool table and taking his shirt off to clean it, failed of course. Willing to get gay from time to time, and to throw it down with Scott if need be, he originally came in as a sub, and after a few years of looking like the next Corey Dantzler, he has shown his willingness to almost curb stomp or get curb stomped and has rebounded nicely(in his eyes). In 8 years, not having a 2nd round pick in three of and no first rounder in 2025. Outside of being a contender for the drunkest at the draft every year, he has a record of 74-56-0, placed in each of the top 3 spots, won both divisions, and is the 2022 "BPFL Butt Dart Bowl Champion". Although the commish has become found of his fantasy football skills, about the only thing he hasn't done is win the Toilet Bowl or make any friends at the draft. Keep calm though people, he has held 2 "Michael J. Fox Shaky Start Awards" along with 4 "Aaron Hernandez Awards". They call him Kevin "Kev Doodle" Mack.
Notables
8 Seasons
THE OASIS BPFL BOWL CHAMPION - 1st Place
-2022
KEVIN DYSON AWARD - 2nd Place
-2019
THE JABRONI - 3rd Place
-2021, 2024
DOUG WILLIAMS AWARD - Winner of Busch Division
-2021
BART STARR AWARD - Winner of Pounder Division
-2022
MARK RYPIEN AWARD - Best Season Record
-2021
JOHN RIGGINS ASSKICKER AWARD - Most Points/Week
-2021, 2023
CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak
-2023
MICHAEL J. FOX SHAKY START AWARD - Worst Draft Result
-2017, 2019
THE HOWARD STERN AWARD - Someone Doing Better Then Expected
-2018
RODNEY KING BEATDOWN AWARD - Biggest Blowout
-2021, 2023
THE CRIPPLE FIGHT AWARD - Tightest Win
-2021
THE PREGNANCY BLUELINE SURPISE OF THE YEAR AWARD - Biggest Upset of the Year
-2022
BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)
-2017
THE C.B.D.B.P.D AWARD - Biggest Rebound
-2018
THE HARVEY WEINSTEIN AWARD - Biggest Drop
-2020
AARON HERNANDEZ AWARD - Worst League Name
-2017, 2018, 2022, 2023
PUKIN A NIGHTSTAND AWARD - Drunkest at the Draft
-2019
THE COREY DANTZLER AWARD - Uncommitted Owner
-2017
updated 1/20/25
