JQ Folena

This fucking guy shows up here and acts like he has known everyone since we all came out the womb. Don't let this picture fool you either, this sly, surfer bro, wavy flow hair, beach body, beach bum came from Laguna Beach singing Good Vibrations with his stunningly good looks. Once he hit the tundra, that all disappeared faster than a robbery suspect fleeing him on foot. Taking a page out of Shawn Michael's book, came the baldness, second, abs went soft, and lastly, back hair that makes Becky look like "Gollum" from "Lord of the Rings", took off from his front butt to his crack, skipping his head entirely. He came here to prove his skills in the classroom, on the field, and in our hearts. Only to turn into "Denzel Washington" from "Training Day". He acts like "Doofy Gilmore" and looks like a heavier version of "Lieutenant Dangle". If he can't catch you, he will shoot you in the leg, and take all your drugs, money, and booze without letting you tell a soul. Hailing out of Elk Gove, Cali. living that Class C liberal life. This free loader has 5 years of giving Scott shit and many year's of being Mickey's bitch. With a record of 41-36-1, gradually improving each season until 2024, giving him the Michael J. Fox Shaky Start Award with the worst draft results. He ended up finishing 10th coming off a 2nd place finish the year 2023, somehow. Fitting with his profession, he won the "Aaron Hernandez Award" in his rookie season. They call him JQ "Quincy" Folena.  

Notables 

5 Seasons

KEVIN DYSON AWARD - 2nd Place

-2023

THE JABRONI AWARD - 3rd Place

-2022

CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak

-2021

GUS FREROTTE EPIC FALL AWARD - Longest Losing Streak

-2020

THE BELICHEAT AWARD - Best Draft Results

-2023

MICHAEL J. FOX SHAKY START AWARD - Worst Draft Result

-2024

THE HOWARD STERN AWARD - Someone Doing Better Then Expected

-2022

THE DSHOW & EDELMAN AWARD - 1st Round Pick Bust

-2021

THE CRIPPLE FIGHT AWARD - Tightest Win

-2022, 2024

BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)

-2020

THE C.B.D.B.P.D AWARD - Biggest Rebound

-2021

THE AARON HERNANDEZ AWARD - Worst League Name

-2020

updated 1/20/25