Joe Hart

What can we say about our annual draft host, other than he is a dick, use to be gay, was secretly on a porn flick.....? From the Hood of East Grand Forks too eating caviar in Grand Forks, he has risen in this world quicker than Andre Rison fell off, which might actually explain why his weight jumps around more than Oprah Winfrey's belt buckle when giving out free shit on Grand Forks buy & sell. He doesn't shy away from being slightly gay, showing his batwing, or pretending to be a great host. When he is not trying to audition for the next American Idol or dancing on poles for loonies & toonies, he might be burying the dead in your garage. We all thought he was sterile, yet somehow, he produces excellence. Scott once believed his wedding video was to be an intro for a softcore porno flick, it's still up for debate, but we do know is he can host one hell of a wedding party! Though his Fantasy skills are about as weak as his athleticism, they are both slightly worse than his golf skills. Yet somehow he was able to finish 2nd in 2024 and holds the best time ever in the Butt Dartathon. Maybe it's from chasing down all them hobo's shoveling meat in their pants over at Hugo's....Joe, what do you do to them when you take them into your office? In hosting 7 out of 9 years, other then possibly having a few body bags laying around after the draft party. This OG outside of 2024, hasn't done shit since "Nam". Carrying a record of 64-69-0, having the second most career losses, and placing 12th two of the last four seasons. He was able to rebound for an upsetting loss in the ship to Heinzbo. They call him Joe "Fart" Hart.    

Notables 

9 Seasons

KEVIN DYSON AWARD - 2nd Place

-2024

THE BEAR'S DEN TOILET BOWL AWARD - Toilet Bowl Winner

-2023

DOUG WILLIAMS AWARD - Winner of Busch Division

-2024

BART STARR AWARD - Winner of Pounder Division

-2019

MARK RYPIEN AWARD - Best Season Record

-2019, 2024

HEATH SHULER MEMORIAL AWARD - Least Points/Season

-2017, 2022

JAMES THRASH FLAG OF FUTILITY AWARD - Least Points/Week

-2017

CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak

-2019, 2024

THE PREGNANCY BLUELINE SURPISE OF THE YEAR AWARD - Biggest Upset of the Year

-2019, 2023

THE BRADY AWARD - Active Consecutive Playoff Appearances

-2017

BOB ROSS AWARD - Best League Name

-2016

updated 1/20/25