Jake Magnell

Another Rez runner, this one out of Oklee, MN though. Back in the day, this little leprechaun spent his time singing to Back Street Boys at TJs Tavern, along with touching tips with other dudes while wrestling over at Red Lake County. Now a days, if he isn't trying to pull on your jock, he might be out catching rays out in Mesa, either shacking it up with Brenda or being Kurt Warner's personnel drug dealer. This short little Frodo looking mother fucker must have recently decided to dig into one of those packages, blacked out and decided to direct traffic in downtown Mesa at a main intersection sporting Khaki's. Like "Two Nut Chuck" from "The League". He thinks he's high(not a feature he has) class being he doesn't live by any other of the owners, thus the reason he never makes it to the draft anymore. He's equivalent to the Washington Commanders stadium being sponsored by FedEx, neither deliver on Sundays. One of the bigger Minnesota Vikings fans we know plays fantasy football just like his height, always a little short. In 7 seasons, his snaps are rare, but better then his made up girlfriend that Chad would hit on(come out). He is 53-52-0 while finishing second 3 times, we will call those a fluke since he can't get over the hump(more like get it up), otherwise he is in the bottom 3 until his epic fail in the 3rd place game in 2024. Being on the wrong side of the 2022” Pregnancy Blueline Surprise of The Year Award”. They call him Jake "Mags" or "Invisible Man" Magnell.    

Notables 

7 Seasons

KEVIN DYSON AWARD - 2nd Place

-2018, 2020, 2022

THE JABRONI AWARD - 3rd Place

-2023

DOUG WILLIAMS AWARD - Winner of Busch Division

-2022, 2023

MARK RYPIEN AWARD - Best Season Record

-2022

MARK MOSELY AWARD - Most Points/Season

-2022

JOHN RIGGINS ASSKICKER AWARD - Most Points/Week

-2022

JAMES THRASH FLAG OF FUTILITY AWARD - Least Points/Week

-2021

CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak

-2020, 2022

GUS FREROTTE EPIC FALL AWARD - Longest Losing Streak

-2020, 2021

MICHAEL J. FOX SHAKY START AWARD - Worst Draft Result

-2021

RODNEY KING BEATDOWN AWARD - Biggest Blowout

-2022

BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)

-2018

THE C.B.D.B.P.D AWARD - Biggest Rebound

-2020, 2022

THE HARVEY WEINSTEIN AWARD - Biggest Drop

-2019

AARON HERNANDEZ AWARD - Worst League Name

-2024

SPILL BEER & RUB YOUR PIERCED NIPPLES AWARD - Biggest Whinner

-2019

THE WILLIAM SHATNER AWARD - Shit Trade After Shit Trade

-2020

updated 1/20/25