Chris Beck

This humble recreational little soul, known for true knockout power unlike Landman, he once broke his eskimo-brothers(A. Beck) nose with one punch, which might explain why Becky's face is all fucked up. Also, from Barack Obama's stomping grounds out of Illinois, you'll find him acting like most Illini, dodging bullets, looking homeless with blue hair, trying to be a thug with a neck tattoo, running around naked in random apartments, stealing some of that sauce, that Jake from FedEx delivers for his back pain, or laying down some serious "slab" all summer long. The Beck brothers might run on the same cycle, but they currently live in different area codes, and unlike Alex, Chris lives and dies fantasy football and never misses a draft. However, with marriage skills like Bill's, he's hit his midlife, causing fantasy football to take the brunt of it as late. Although you could mistake him for part of the cast of "Half Baked", he somehow functions in fantasy football. Although on the downfall in 2022 & 2023, placing 11th & 10th, giving him the "Harvey Weinstein Award" & "The Corey Dantzler Award". 2024 and beyond might be on the same path after selling most of his future assets or the next two years too only miss the playoffs once again. In 8 seasons, he has placed in the top 3 four times, being the second ever "2 Time" BPFL Champ, but also winning the Bear's Den Toilet Bowl 2 of 3 season's in existence. With a record of 72-51-1, holding many records, and being "The Goat"(although he could soon lose this title). They call him Chris "FurFur" Beck.   

Notables 

8 Seasons

THE OASIS BPFL BOWL CHAMPION - 1st Place

-2018, 2021

THE JABRONI AWARD - 3rd Place

-2017, 2019

THE BEAR'S DEN TOILET BOWL AWARD - Toilet Bowl Winner

-2022, 2024

THE PEYTON HILLIS AWARD - Winner of Speedway Division

-2018(Only Had One Season)

BART STARR AWARD - Winner of Pounder Division

-2021

MARK MOSELY AWARD - Most Points/Season

-2018

JOHN RIGGINS ASSKICKER AWARD - Most Points/Week

-2017, 2018

CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak

-2018

THE BELICHEAT AWARD - Best Draft Results

-2019, 2020

RODNEY KING BEATDOWN AWARD - Biggest Blowout

-2017, 2018

THE CRIPPLE FIGHT AWARD - Tightest Win

-2017

WAVIER WIRE SLUT AWARD - Most Transactions

-2017, 2020, 2021

BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)

-2017

THE C.B.D.B.P.D AWARD - Biggest Rebound

-2018

THE HARVEY WEINSTEIN AWARD - Biggest Drop

-2022

THE BRADY AWARD - Active Consecutive Playoff Appearances

-2018, 2019, 2020, 2021

THE O.J. SIMPSON AWARD - Biggest Shit Talker

-2021

THE COREY DANTZLER AWARD - Uncommitted Owner

-2023, 2024

updated 1/20/25