Bryce Wetzel

What comes around, goes around. This clown is in and out more then Antonio Cromartie, but will want more tugs then Desean Watson if he were to show up at the Oasis throwing darts. He joined the league in 2016, to leave for a year, to only come back for one more year, why might you ask? Well, his yearly membership at the Oasis and his unmatched drive to be at a Diddy party and bump it with Wes Welker stole him away from his fantasy football dreams. But thankfully, from throwing up on himself, making out with dudes(required by Diddy, Tyler knows), and pissing on his white huia bird couches. He grabbed his fanny pack and came back in 2025 on his hands and knees with a scent of stall piss coming from a few bottles in his car. A true plumber unlike Landman, is well versed in many genders of plumbing. Bruce comes in as a 2 of 2 winner of The O.J. Simpson award. The 3 time Rookie out of Wahpeton will tell you he has played with future NFL and MLB prospects along with playing against the U Betcha guy with no proof to the pudding! If he is not drinking a few root beer barrels(loaded alcohol), talking shit to other locals, you'll find him throwing your sandals away and upper decking your toilet while also claiming he is better then Beck at everything(true story). While using more eligibility then Cam McCormick as a 3 time rookie, he comes in to 2025 with a career record of 17-13-0 making the playoffs the same amount of times as his fellow plumber, just in two seasons compared to six. They call this Brett Favre comparison Bryce "Bruce" Wetzel.

Notables 

2 Seasons

BUSCH LIGHT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - The Rook(Shotguns a Busch)

-2016, 2018, 2025

THE O.J. SIMPSON AWARD - Biggest Shit Talker

-2016, 2018

updated 1/20/25