Billy Michalski

"The Commish", who is boom or bust when it comes to fantasy football, has built an empire of softball and fantasy football loyalty full of absolute gods(except A. Beck)., from the wee little town of Oslo. Back in 2021, this pile of ultimate hangovers is the only one to fall out of a stool and puke in a nightstand at the draft party, which gives him the record of being the most drunk at the draft. If you are a nerd from Cali trying to steal his Uber, he'll grab all his shit and walk all the way home from Fargo, only to make it one mile. He'll even threaten to punch you in the face, only to be outclassed with words of a nerd wanting to sue him. If he is not ziplining butt naked on a kid's playground in "Alex", you might find him slapping some balls somewhere. His wall is that of Legend, his snapchat is loaded with epic moments, his personality in unparalleled, his life is worthy of goat status. He comes in as "HOF", being the only back-to-back "Butt Dart Bowl" champion and the first "2 time" champion. He has won almost every award that has been handed out, even the shit ones. About the only thing he was not good at, was being married. The previous holder of "The Goat" belt has a record of 69-66-1 overall, the defending Brown Eye award winner for taking last place------AGAIN(sold his team for future assets). Being tied with Mags for 3 "Butt Dart Bowl" appearances(the most). They call him Billy "Bill" Michalski.   

Notables 

9 Seasons

THE OASIS BPFL BOWL CHAMPION - 1st Place

-2019, 2020

KEVIN DYSON AWARD - 2nd Place

-2016

THE BROWN EYE AWARD - Last Place

-2018, 2024

DOUG WILLIAMS AWARD - Winner of Busch Division

-2019

BART STARR AWARD - Winner of Pounder Division

-2020, 2023

MARK RYPIEN AWARD - Best Season Record

-2020, 2023

MICHAEL WESTBROOK CRASH & BURN AWARD - Worst Season Record

-2018

MARK MOSELY AWARD - Most Points/Season

-2019, 2020, 2023

HEATH SHULER MEMORIAL AWARD - Least Points/Season

-2018

JOHN RIGGINS ASSKICKER AWARD - Most Points/Week

-2016, 2019, 2020

JAMES THRASH FLAG OF FUTILITY AWARD - Least Points/Week

-2018

CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak

-2023

GUS FREROTTE EPIC FALL AWARD - Longest Losing Streak

-2018

THE BELICHEAT AWARD - Best Draft Results

-2016

THE HOWARD STERN AWARD - Someone Doing Better Then Expected

-2019, 2020, 2021, 2024

RODNEY KING BEATDOWN AWARD - Biggest Blowout

-2019, 2020

THE CRIPPLE FIGHT AWARD - Tightest Win

-2019

THE PREGNANCY BLUELINE SURPISE OF THE YEAR AWARD - Biggest Upset of the Year

-2021

THE CARL NASSIB AWARD - Most Preposterous Statement of The Year 

-2021

THE C.B.D.B.P.D AWARD - Biggest Rebound

-2019

THE HARVEY WEINSTEIN AWARD - Biggest Drop

-2017, 2018, 2021

THE BRADY AWARD - Active Consecutive Playoff Appearances

-2017

BOB ROSS AWARD - Best League Name

-2017, 2020

PUKIN A NIGHTSTAND AWARD - Drunkest at the Draft

-2021

THE O.J. SIMPSON AWARD - Biggest Shit Talker

-2024

THE WILLIAM SHATNER AWARD - Shit Trade After Shit Trade

-2017, 2018

updated 1/20/25