Alex Beck
Likes to wear tight little red panties on his free time, from the shooting gallery of Chicago. Claims to be the best athlete out of the state of Illinois. Proved it once down in Fargo by going back to his root's and bricking/air balling 3 shots in a row on a random court out of "White Men Can't jump". Had MRSA twice, a weirdly disfigured body and face, his fingers tend to do weird shit after a few beers. His legs make skinny jeans look big, has hair of a grizzly bear with his shirt off. He thinks his body is a temple, once walked around naked completely sober at a softball tournament in Biz just to prove it, only to be laughed at by a wedding party. Always down for a few beers, whether you are home or not, will leave you friendly floaters as a welcome home surprise. 2026 came with a huge surprise from Beck, that will never happen again. Going into the playoffs as the 6th season, barely making it in with 5 game losing streak during the season, he came out swinging. He used a T-Law 64.60 points to boast him on his way to winning the 2026 BPFL championship(yes, this wont happen again, pure fluke). He has a career record of 72-84-0 through 10 seasons', been the 1 seed twice, while being dead last three times overall. Has never made it out of the 1st round when making the playoffs, until this year's fluke. If there is an award for the goat. Since this year doesn't count, you might have to make a Becky award just for how bad he really is. They call him Alex "Becky" Beck.
Notables
10 Seasons
THE OASIS BPFL BOWL CHAMPION - 1st Place
-2025
THE BROWN EYE AWARD - Last Place
-2016, 2021, 2023
DOUG WILLIAMS AWARD - Winner of Busch Division
-2018
MARK RYPIEN AWARD - Best Season Record
-2018
MICHAEL WESTBROOK CRASH & BURN AWARD - Worst Season Record
-2016, 2021, 2023
HEATH SHULER MEMORIAL AWARD - Least Points/Season
-2021
JAMES THRASH FLAG OF FUTILITY AWARD - Least Points/Week
-2024, 2025
CHIP LOHMILLER AWARD - Longest Winning Streak
-2019
GUS FREROTTE EPIC FALL AWARD - Longest Losing Streak
-2016, 2021
THE BELICHEAT AWARD - Best Draft Results
-2017
MICHAEL J. FOX SHAKY START AWARD - Worst Draft Result
-2016, 2022, 2023
THE HOWARD STERN AWARD - Someone Doing Better Then Expected
-2018
THE DSHOW & EDELMAN AWARD - 1st Round Pick Bust
-2017, 2019, 2023
THE CRIPPLE FIGHT AWARD - Tightest Win
-2017, 2018
THE PREGNANCY BLUELINE SURPISE OF THE YEAR AWARD - Biggest Upset of the Year
-2025
THE CARL NASSIB AWARD - Most Preposterous Statement of The Year
-2021, 2023
THE BRADY AWARD - Active Consecutive Playoff Appearances
-2018, 2019, 2020
THE CLEVELAND AWARD - Active Consecutive Playoff Misses
-2024
BOB ROSS AWARD - Best League Name
-2019
AARON HERNANDEZ AWARD - Worst League Name
-2025
PUKIN A NIGHTSTAND AWARD - Drunkest at the Draft
-2024
THE O.J. SIMPSON AWARD - Biggest Shit Talker
-2021
SPILL BEER & RUB YOUR PIERCED NIPPLES AWARD - Biggest Whinner
-2016, 2021, 2023
THE COREY DANTZLER AWARD - Uncommitted Owner
-2024
updated 5/20/26
